Oh Boy!

WANTED

For Killin' Fish

Caleb Horn 

Alias: "Moose"

Born: Not so long ago

Reward: A Big (hopefully muffled) Laugh

Caleb "Moose" Horn is wanted for the killing of the three goldfish that belonged to two sweet little Japanese girls in his neighborhood. When confronted by the aunt of of the girls, Caleb's mother was told that he killed the goldfish and that is not a good thing to do and to please tell him that. After intense questioning by his mother, Caleb confessed to killing the fish. He told her that he didn't know if fish could breathe out of water, so he wanted to see if they could. He proceeded to take the goldfish out of their bowl and put them on the sidewalk and then put them back in the bowl. Caleb continued to do this until they " didn't breathe anymore." After realizing what had happened, this fish killer decided to get rid of the bodies by "smushing" them with shoe. At this point Caleb also wanted "to see what color blood fish have." That is the state that his mother found the fish in, brutally mutilated bits strewn around the porch. Caleb has since rectified the situation, by purchasing new goldfish for the little girls for a whopping 1200 yen, (roughly 12 weeks of allowance for this youngin') and promising never to kill goldfish again.